The Monken ™

2006-11-14T00:16:00.000-08:00

HOW I HATE EXAMS(a poem done by none other than the monkey chicken boY(monken)GREGORY

Gosh, why did school created exams?
Because of "it"(exam)i almost could'nt go to camp!

If you get good results there you will see a good reward!
But if u done bad u get a whack in your buttock, GOOD LORD!!!

IT'S TORTURE I TELL YOU I JUST WISH THERES NO SUCH THINGS
THE PERSON WHO CREATED IT IS A DUMB OLD DONG-TIANG-TING(a name to describe a dumb person but in northland it is)

There might be others who don't agree with me
I don't care im not such a nerd in the playground doing nothing except shouting wee-wee

I know school is important but exams are just dumb!
They make u study till your body are all numb!

I have too many complains
But i can't say it all!
Its too much to even say it!!! ahhhhhhhh(the last paragraph is not part of the poem) WHAT CAN I SAY I HATE IT!!!
(WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE CALVIN! THE PICTURE ON THE LEFT)

A Poem For Moms

2006-09-01T03:35:00.000-07:00

A Poem
Mothers are caring
Mothers are fun
Without mothers,nothing can be done

Mothers are beautiful
Though they are ugly when they lose thier cool

Mothers are clever
And will never say never

Mothers are your dad's wife
That gives you a good life!

THE END

A Poem Dedicated For My Sister!

2006-08-26T05:01:00.000-07:00

A Poem For My Sis!
Does Jie Jie Daphinine
Like To Eat Tou Kee?
Or Drink Coffee!!!!!!!!!!
Does She Like Graham Coxon
Or People Very Rotten
Nobody Knows!!!
Is She Fat
And Like To Eat Kit=Kat
The Answer Is I Dunno!
All I Know Is She Is The Loveliest Most Beautiful
And Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Cool
SISTER!!!!
( Beautiful Poem Isn't It? LOL )

my sister's back in australlia NOOO

2006-08-22T06:53:00.000-07:00

The day has come...sobs,my sister went back to australlia! if u had a sister that you love very much which went to australlia after 6 years and gone back for another 2 more years were'nt you feel very sad?
i tried my best to be a good boy in the last day but i didn't make it :p. forgetting it was the last day i could spend time with my sister, i played with my brother's staff seargent(now i'm so sad and i regret it)haizzz
in the airport i almost my whole family(uncles and aunties kind of family lah)and a few of my sisters and dad friend came to observe me crying(just joking hehe..) no lah, to watch her go back to australlia and pray for her. i really wish she sat beside graham coxon,tom cruise or ewan mcgregor AHHAHAHHAHA
in the airport,we had 1 hour more to spend time with my sis and took lots of photos. 1 hour seemed like 5mins and i tried my best not to cry but seeing her sad crying face, i cried the most with lots of tear droplets on my shirt let me show you a picture of me crying
ehh can't write so much got to go to bed! heres more pictures lah

My 10th birthday

2006-08-14T20:57:00.000-07:00

I'ts "THE MONKEN"again!! With his beautiful stories!!! O.k sorry about that....here's the story about my 10th birthday in 2006
I woke up in 6.45am to go to school when i remembered it's my birthday! hahaha i quickly changed and went to school thinking that this is gonna be my best birthday party ever.
In school everyone kept saying "It's your birthday right?" I had to answer them all (about 35 people) "yah....."
in chinese class, one of my friends told my chinese teacher it was my birthday...danm you guang hui! I was soo embarassed! wanna see some pictures? here are the pictures
hahaha, we had lots of fun but to my dissapointment... like what i said in my 1st post(the monken post) some acted like it was their birthday and the guy in the red carlsberg shirt made lots of trouble irritating everyone and chasing girls(he's a cheekopek HAHAHA)
i was surprised that 3 girls came and i didin't know what to do... THANK GOD i didin't need to bother about them they actuallly came to just eat and play(with the girls only lah we didin't play with them)
The food was delicious! the Japanese Crispy Chicken, Fried Chicken Wings, Bee hoon and lots of tidbits like top choclate (that's the name), cha cha (it's like M&M), mamee noodles (crispy special kind of nooodles that can be eaten raw with an added pinch of salt or maybe more then a pinch) and roller coasters (it's in a shape of a ring and has lots of nice flavours but don't know why they named it roller coasters)

here's a list of fun things we did at my birthday party.

basketball

virus tag(it's some sort of a tag game but if u are IT and you catch someone, you and that person will both be IT)

eat(HAHA)

play PS2(we played it in around 7.00 when almost everyone left except for 3 of my best buddys who stayed up untill 9.00!)

i think thats all folks!

Maple Story

2006-08-14T04:06:00.000-07:00

Maple Story is quite a fun game to play,but caution:playing too much will make u very addicted.
Here let me show u some pictures of my brother's(timothy) account, the 1st picture is when he was 122,the 2nd is when he was 40+or50+ not sure.....
Me leh?lvl 41 only and i'm very sien of maple but must reach lvl 70!!!haha i still long way to go sob...
my 2nd bro,jeremy is lvl 76(all very high)and I'M SO JEALOUS!! haha.....
and again a list of the good and bad things about maple.....

good things

very easy to earn mesos(maple money)
can see other players and can buddy up to 50 people
theres guilds to join
graphics is quite good
lastly,you can party other people to either let them train you,you train them or you both will fight

bad things

can't kill other players
people hacks and get in your way while you are training
people scam people for mesos
most people ks you(kill your monster while you're fighting it)

thats all folks! can't really think of good topics sorry ah!

my dogs(HAHA)

2006-08-14T00:35:00.000-07:00

Don't they look hillarious! HAHA.
The brown dog is a golden retriver and we call him rusty...(Don't ask me why we named him that) The other dog is a maltese and we call her gi-gi(don't ask me why we named her that too it was her fomer owner that named her)
Rusty,is veri obedient and always love to go for a long walk and on the other hand,gi-gi? She's naughty and always take short walks.
i cant really say much in this chapter so sorry but let me list some things my dogs likes and dont likes
gi-gi likes to....

eat food
gives stupid faces
always goes in the kitchen and beg for chicken

rusty likes to....

give stupid faces
say sorry when he is in the wrong
eat lots of food

gi-gi don't like....

my dad
getting scolded
getting whacked(for doing bad things lah)

Rusty don't like...

getting scolded
getting whacked(again for bad things)

O.K thats all! gonna post another topic soon!
1 more picture O.K

The surprise party for my jiejie for coming back to singapore after four years

2006-08-11T19:58:00.000-07:00

YES! I've been waiting for this day since the day she left which was somewhere in december in 2002, my sister is loving, kind, SUPER DUPER SMART and VERY PRETTY look at these pics and u'll know what I mean

let me show u how much we look alike.look at the awfully chocolate picture

my sister had to go to australia to study for her degree, she left when I
was four years old and came back when i was 6. then she went back to australia and got her P.R and since then she's gonna stay in australia for, maybe..... forever..... :-(

BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN NEVER EVER!!!!!! I LOVE MY JIEJIE TOO MUCH LER! and the sad part? she's going back on 19 august! im gonna cry very soon and i'm gonna make this last week(i posted this on saturday 12 august mah) the week she will never forget
well that's enough of my sister's story here are a few more pics
oh yeah i forgot to tell you about my sister's surprise party story....
I was very excited about the surprise party that i almost spilled the beans,but i did make it and i'm so PROUD of myself HAHA!
when we finnaly reached the restaurant, i was more nervous than ever! i was like thinking"YES!YES!"in my mind and when she went inside the room everyone started cheering out loudly my sister was quite confused but when the M.C(which is sara my godsister)said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIE JIE LING"she finnaly knew it was a surprise party...
....We had lots of fun and i surprised her with a version of diana ross "When You Tell Me That You LoveMe" here's the picture of me playing the keyboard at the party
COOL RIGHT???THANKS TO ALL WHO SAY YES YOU GUYS SURE GOT GOOD TASTE AND THOSE WHO SAY NO GOT NO TASTE AT ALL "BLECH".
just joking haha..well these are more pictures about the party the rest are from the text about my sister's story
(The picture after the me playing the keyboard lah)
The end

I am The Monken™

2006-08-11T18:53:00.000-07:00

I am The Monken™.

I am The Monken™.

I am The Monken™.

OK sorry about that hehe. Monken™ was started out by my sister and my sister's best friend..... Monken™ is actually a cross-breed of a chicken and a monkey. Ha Ha. It's a monkey's mon and chicken's ken=monken
I am 10 and I lead a fun and somtimes quite boring life.

Here are some pics
HAHA MY STUPID FACE...this picture was taken when it was my 10th birthday it was fun but some of my friends came and made lots of trouble,some of them even acted as if it was their birthday.

so this is a story of me here are more pictures.

oh yeah i forgot show u five things i can't DO. i got this from my jiejie's blog.

i cant tie shoelaces
i cant eat spicy stuff
i cant open a can of drink
i cant sit still and keep quiet
i cant use chopsticks